This just in...

Does anyone else read the small print at the bottom of the screen when commercials are on? I don't know if it is just me but I figured I would ask because today it enlightened me to a startling truth I had never really considered and felt like sharing. Here it goes... there is an Orbitz gum commercial with Snoop Dog being sent to Hell, or something like it, for his bad language. The gum girl (or whatever they call her) pops in and gives Snoop some gum which in turn cleans his mouth and he magically appears in Heaven, or something like it. Okay for those of you still reading, the tiny letters on the bottom of the screen read: Dramatization: Chewing Orbitz will not get you into heaven. Whew! That sure does take a load off my mind. So sleep well tonight and rest knowing that the answer is still Jesus.